hookersorcake:

I had a rich crazy uncle who had his Olympic size pool filled entirely with pudding. He then held a huge art gala and did a perfect 1 1/2 backflip off of the 5 meter spring board right into all that puddin’.  People dived in and tried to save him but they too began to drown and people jumped in to save them and they started drowning and eventually everyone was dead.

It was a horrible tragedy but strangely my uncles body was never found.

Bizarre terrible things started happening.

Some nights the locals say if you listen real close you can almost hear the eery high pitched giggling of the puddin’ vampire!